/* TEAM */
  Developer, designer, coffee consumer: Derek Gembus
  Location: Brunswick, Ohio (Greater Cleveland)
  GitHub: https://github.com/Derek-G1

/* THANKS */
  Fourteen years of water meters, for teaching me to debug things I can't see.

/* SITE */
  Built: November 2026
  Standards: HTML5, CSS3, ES modules
  Fonts: Space Grotesk, JetBrains Mono (self-hosted, SIL OFL)
  Frameworks: none
  Easter eggs: yes. Open the terminal with the ` key and type `eggs`.